numero uno and frenemies

Surprise motherfucker!  John Holmes here.  This blog will be my place to give my view on things that are important to me, and that obviously makes them important to you.  The first thing I need to talk about are frenemies.  First brought to my attention by Paris Hilton, a frenemy is a person who pretends to be your friend, but in fact is your enemy.  Now I don't know about you and I don't really care, but I do know that I think frenemies might be the biggest problem facing the world today, besides women voting, driving, and playing sports.  Stay tuned for more.