cockblocks

Whats up bitches?  I got something on my mind so I can only assume it's on your mind also.  Cockblocks.  Something needs to be done about these bitches.  i have been cockblocked 3 nights in a row.  I know what you're thinking, why don't you just bang the bejesus out of both of them like you normally do?  This is a legitimate concern, but this is a special circumstance.  It is incredibly difficult to fuck 2 girls when one of the girls is so ugly that seeing her naked makes my boner run away and not come back for the rest of the night.  That's a chance I just can't take, which is how I was cockblocked.  I understand that girls get jealous when I won't hook up with them but they need to stop being so selfish and just let what is naturally supposed to happen, happen.

numero uno and frenemies

Surprise motherfucker!  John Holmes here.  This blog will be my place to give my view on things that are important to me, and that obviously makes them important to you.  The first thing I need to talk about are frenemies.  First brought to my attention by Paris Hilton, a frenemy is a person who pretends to be your friend, but in fact is your enemy.  Now I don't know about you and I don't really care, but I do know that I think frenemies might be the biggest problem facing the world today, besides women voting, driving, and playing sports.  Stay tuned for more.