Thursday, December 4, 2008

ugly hot bitches

There is a developing trend amongst the female population.  Really it could be more of a full-fledged epidemic.  This is the habit of calling ugly actresses hot. They say things like, "I love Drew Barrymore!!!!!! She is so pretty!!!!!!!" (Everyone knows women use approximately 312% more exclamation points than they need)  When the men in the room don't agree, they act outraged and say that they are better at recognizing attractive women then we are.   This is really starting to piss me off for a couple of reasons.  Men always will be better at rating women mostly because we have a penis but also because we are naturally better at everything, including but not limited to sports, driving, and eating sandwiches that women have made us.  But I sense that there is a more sinister motive behind this trend.  I think that women are trying to make themselves feel better by calling ugly actresses hot.  Then they will say to themselves, "I'm definitely hotter than her, and she's really hot.  She's an actresses."  Just so you know, being hotter than Kirsten Dunst doesn't make you hot, it just makes you like 99% of the female population.  I'm all for girls with low self-esteem (It makes them easier to seduce/trick into hooking up with you) but this is ridiculous.  We can't have Hilary Swank making $5 million a movie just because women don't feel good about themselves.

1 comment:

Paul Zettler said...

I, also, loathe Drew Barrywhore